Only your top official!

This is hands down some of the most entertaining spam I’ve ever received.

Attention: The Managing Director,

RE: Enquiry For Quotation.
Can your company quote for an urgent project for Iraq Governments under a Joint Contracting Command program? If it is in your jurisdiction, then kindly respond and send a presentational information on your specialty and working terms for immediate evaluation. We would appreciate to discuss this important project with ONLY the top most official of your establishment.Thank you and kindly treat as urgent.

Habeeb Al-Hassan,
Foreign Affairs Ministry.

Yes sir, Mr. Foreign Affairs Minister, my tiny regional non profit will get right on that.